Here's my would be helper:
Speaking of which, here's what you need:
The first step is to unwrap a handful of caramels and then microwave them for 10-15 seconds until they are soft.
Smush the caramel into a vague turkey body shape and press it onto the chocolate kiss.
Next press the back of the caramel onto the cookie:
Finally, press the candy corn in for the beak. (I recommend laying the cookie down flat for this step)